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I've Seen Everything
02:22
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I’ve Seen Everything
Words/Music Danny Petroni Copyright @2014 All rights reserved
Ya know I’ve seen monkey-drinking wine
I’ve seen a porcupine
I’ve seen a cat with no hair
I even see a Zebra in its underwear
But one thing I ain’t never seen
Is a booty so fine
Hey I’ve seen Harley stop on a dime
I’ve seen than chick over there two time
I’ve even seen a fish fly
Hell, I’ve seen a 10 thousand dollar bottle of wine
But one thing I ain’t never seen
Is a booty so fine
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2. |
Taste Like Chicken
03:56
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Taste like Chicken
Words/Music Danny Petroni Copyright @2014 All rights reserved
Taste like Chicken, but it t'aint
As juicy as a melon, but it ain't
As Sweet as a peach with out the pit
Baby, I'm talking about your sweet lips
I am not a connoisseur, no no no
Non Parlez vous frances?
When I see ya walking in this club, shaking it that way
Taste like Chicken, but it t’aint
As juicy as a melon, but it ain't
As Sweet as any red wine
Twice as fine
I am not a connoisseur, no no no
Non Parlez vous frances?
When I see ya walking in this club, shaking it that way
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3. |
God of War
04:51
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God of War
Words/Music Danny Petroni Copyright @2014 All rights reserved
Start burying your dead when you see me
Religion don’t mean a thing to me
I'll take your young and very your old
I'll might be able to set you free
I am the God of war
I am the God of war
The politicians are my friends
They send me generals and all their men
I send your fighters straight to hell
I might be able to set you free
I am the God of war
I am the God of war
I am the God of war
I am the God of war
Solos
Don’t hesitate to ring my bell
I send your fighters straight to hell
I might be able to set you free
Only that bitch, Peace, can stop me
I am the God of war
I am the God of war
I am the God of war
I am the God of war
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Requiem for a workingman
Danny Petroni@2014
Intro (Bass)
This is a story about a man name PC
The hardest workingman you ever see
He lost his job down in the factory
Because of some kind of out sorcery
Work hard
(Everyday and all-night)
Toil and trouble
(trou-ble)
Work like a mule
(Everyday and night)
Always finding struggle
But the wage-
(Wage)
Always stay the same
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work
I know a girl name PJ
She works three jobs
To keep her babies fed
She works for minimal wage
Just to keep the landlord away
Work hard
(Everyday and all-night)
Toil and trouble
(trou-ble)
Work like a mule
(Everyday and night)
Always finding struggle
But the wage-
(Wage)
Always stay the same
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work
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5. |
I Changed My Ways
06:21
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I done changed my Ways
Words/Music Danny Petroni Copyright @2014 All rights reserved
I ain't roostering like I used ta, those days are long gone.
I ain't chumming or bumming like ya thought I was doing next door.
I ain't trolling or rolling for those young girls, ya know that was a chore.
I ain't smoking or token, those angel wings no more.
I just saw you huffing and puffing yesterday in the back ally door.
I found lipstick on your collar, tell me who was that whore?
Ya ain't been working ya been jerking, all the bills you're ignored.
I found me a good man, who gives me, more loving then you ever could before.
(Man Sings)
I ain’t partying on my Harley that much anymore
I’ve been working not jerking like I was before
(women sings)
He a handyman, he’s got’s money , his fine tools can do any chore
I found me a good man, who gives me, more loving then you ever could before.
Man Duet:
So baby, baby, baby don't leave me, ya know I changed my ways.
Female Duet:
So baby, baby, baby get your lazy tired ass out the door.
Baby please, baby please baby please
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6. |
Cracker Jack
05:06
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7. |
Peanut Butter & Jelly
05:27
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Peanut Butter & Jelly
Danny Petroni @2014
When your rhythm section can’t find the one
Don’t get upset have yourself some fun
Take out your wooden spoon
And find yourself some bread
Open up the jar and start to spread
Chorus-
It’s peanut butter and jelly
It’s peanut butter and jelly time
I said, It’s peanut butter and jelly
It’s peanut butter and jelly time
When the world kick you to the curb
Don’t get upset don’t get perturbed
Take out your wooden spoon
And find yourself some bread
Open up the jar and start to spread
Chorus-
It’s peanut butter and jelly
It’s peanut butter and jelly time
I said, It’s peanut butter and jelly
It’s peanut butter and jelly time
Solos
When your old lady kick you to the curb
Don’t get upset don’t get perturbed
Take out your wooden spoon
And find yourself some bread
Open up the jar and start to spread
Chorus-
It’s peanut butter and jelly
It’s peanut butter and jelly time
I said, It’s peanut butter and jelly
It’s peanut butter and jelly time
When your rhythm section can’t find the one
Don’t get upset have yourself some fun
Take out your wooden spoon
And find yourself some bread
Open up the jar and start to spread
Chorus-
It’s peanut butter and jelly
It’s peanut butter and jelly time
I said, It’s peanut butter and jelly
It’s peanut butter and jelly time
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8. |
Mouse in the House
06:18
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Mouse in my House danny petroni@2014
There’s a mouse in my house
My baby says there a mouse in my house
There’s a mouse in my house
Drinking all my beer
I gotta funny feeling something’s wrong in here
I called the bugman about a quarter till 2
I stooped by the crib, cause I didn’t know what else to do
Heard some scratching, heard some scratching
Heard some scratching at my baby’s door
I put out my pistol, and put three caps into Uncle George
Solo - Trombone
I stood in front of the Judge he gave me 20 years
Cause of the things I did, I felt a small tear
Your honor, honor how could you know ,ya weren’t there
I gotta funny feeling something’s wrong in here
I sat in my jail cell and from the corner of my eye
I had seen a tiny mouse scurry on by
The Warren come a running with the keys in his hands
Warden, Warden, Warden why are setting me free
Cause there a mouse in my house drinking all my beer.
Repeat Top Verses and end
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9. |
Diminishing Returns
03:59
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10. |
Hey You're Looking Good
03:30
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You’re Looking Good babe.
Words/Music Danny Petroni Copyright @2014 All rights reserved
Hey you’re looking so good babe
(bg) Do you think So
Ooh, you’re look’en so fine
(bg) Uhn Ooh baby
dat dress looks so hot mom-mie
Would ya take a chance on me?
Ooh your hair looks so good babe
bg) Do you think So
Ooh, you’re look’en so fine
(bg) Uhn Ooh baby
dat dress looks so hot mom-mie
Would ya take a chance on me?
(bg) Maybe
Chorus
Would ya take a ride on my bicycle
I’d love to show you around
I know a little place were we can talk
Take a chance on me
Ooh your hair looks so good babe
bg) Do you think So
Ooh, you’re look’en so fine
(bg) Uhn Ooh baby
dat dress looks so hot mom-mie
Would ya take a chance on me?
Solos
Repeat first 2 verse and end,
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The Blue Project, Danny Petroni band and its self-titled first release, began as a reaction to hurricane Sandy. Work for Jersey Shore musicians was sparse after Sandy’s devastation: “Gigs cancelled, venues damaged, all music productions stopped in the immediate area.” Petroni’s idea was to create some work for local musicians with a locally produced blues record using his own original compositions ... more
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